someone write me this fic
Tilda Swinton Says She Forced Tom Hiddleston Not …:
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
This is sweet.
WHY IS IT THAT CROWLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW AND HE’S THE KING OF HELL
It’s because he’s dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch for, ‘cause you can never predict if they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.
Well hello there, Pirates of the Caribbean fandom.